Why is there a bottle of shampoo on my kitchen counter?
And should I worry that it has been miscategorized as food?
How did so many of my shirts find their way to Mom’s closet?
And when did she develop a preference for hippy looking shirts with flowers on them?
Also, where is the glass top from the coffee table?
Not quite the plan 
October 10, 2014 at 11:01 am
Possible answers to your questions, numbered one to five:
1. Because shampoo could also be used to hand wash dishes or ones unmentionables;
2. Depending upon the color of the shampoo, it could look like fresh canola oil or coagulated canola oil;
3. Mom’s a good shopper and knows a good deal when she sees one;
4. Because she’s a good shopper 😉
5. It’s there, you just have to look closely; you shined it up so well, it appears to have disappeared!
October 10, 2014 at 11:38 am
Are you missing a pile of used tissues? I have them here for you in the silverware drawer.